What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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women's rights

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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