- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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