whats black? a black man

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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woman's rights

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Alex Eggbert

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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