- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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