Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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knock knock get lost!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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