why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Spell: “This word”

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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