Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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