Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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You're*

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Worst joke ever

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Men's Sports

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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IU football

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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69

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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