- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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