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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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