How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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