- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a poor man named rich

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Women's rights.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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