yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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NAACP

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Woman's rights

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Women's rights.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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