What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

my shift key is broken1

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

No.

A Jew! Bless you.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Whats white and sticky fluff

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Membean

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

i saw your mom, i said hi

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

ginger

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

guess what what that wasnt it

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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