Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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