- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Knock Knock.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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