- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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