- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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