What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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