What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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antijoke is the best website.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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