There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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KKK

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Black People.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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