- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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