why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Where do you live? In a house

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Anti Joke

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