Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Mark Wilson

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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