Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Yes.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Black People.

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i like turtals and kids

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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