- Anti Joke

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Mitt Romney.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Vagina ass.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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