So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Women's sports.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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An English man walks into a pub.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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