- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Michael Brown

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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