- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Once upon a cross

Neither does he.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

colby doesnt shave

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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