- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Get on your knees Ho

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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