- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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