what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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whats a willy? -brock

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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