Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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