why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

She said no

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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