Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Stop being a centipede

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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