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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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