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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Guess what.. chicken butt

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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