- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Ken wins!

Mrs. Welsh

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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