A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Well educated black man.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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