want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

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