- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Pain Olympics.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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