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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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