Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

your mother hates you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

fack me in the ace! CC

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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