- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well educated black man.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Black History Month

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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