- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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