- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you watch ? a tv

A guy has cancer. He dies.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A: B: No pun intended.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Kathy Griffin.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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