- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Penal Dysfunction

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

An Irishman walks out of a bar

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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