Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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