What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Jews

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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