Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Anti Joke

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