Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Which is longer? A rope...

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

I was born.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

My tractor broke down.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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